Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
Interestingly enough, Spider-Man’s origin story does not specifically mention any changes to his genitals. We do know that he grew much stronger overall (possibly relevant) and that he can stick to things (definitely relevant). It’s not only his hands and feet that can stick to walls, it’s his entire body (we’ve seen Spidey prevent his mask from being pulled off by making his face sticky). Essentially, this means he can lift large objects, like a briefcase or some lumber, with his super-strong penis. This has rarely come up in the comic.
Finish reading —> 10 Marvel Superheroes Who Probably Have Weird Penises
|pre-weeb:||oh, those Japanese cartoon things! I saw an episode of sailor moon once|
|naruto phase:||I love naruto!!!! Itadakimasu! *attempts to use chopsticks on instant ramen* jutsuuuuu! *does naruto run up tree, falls on ass*|
|the Full Weeb:||IM REALLY KAWAII ANIME IS MY LIFE BAKA BAKA BAKA|
|post-naruto:||naruto is so lame and overrated. anyone who likes is a baka. I watch the REAL anime, like vampire knight and soul eater. Desu|
|post-weeb:||anime is for babies. I hate anime, fucking weeaboos need to stop clogging up this earth|
|accidentally finding an anime I like:||it's just one, I'm not a weeb or anything. I just appreciate this ONE show regardless of the medium.|
|weeb-in-denial:||I... I'm not a weeb... okay maybe I am. I'm so sorry. Gomen|
|post-weeb weeb:||Y'ALL BITCHES BETTER CALL ME SENPAI|