If I like your selfies, can I get some nudes?
Thanks for liking and reblogging the post…but where are the nudes?
There’s no better way to embarrass someone than commenting on their facebook statuses from 2009.
when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin
neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing
i worry about the people on here sometimes
this one time i had to look after a fake baby for school and i got like 100% but all i did was shut it up when it cried, he just sat with me on tumblr for 2 days
he was called doug. he also enjoyed fine wine
Our friend Hayden had to do this so he named it Waffles and breast fed it. Then in started making a clucking noise and shut off so he blamed it on SIDS. RIP Waffles.